Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Would you run from church if this happened?

Another goodie from the Internet that landed in my email inbox today:

One Sunday morning during service, a 2000-member congregation was surprised to see two men enter, both covered from head to toe in black and carrying submachine guns. One of the men proclaimed, "Anyone willing to take a bullet for Christ, remain where you are."


... the choir fled

... the deacons fled

... and most of the congregation fled.

Out of the 2,000, there remained only 20.

The man who had spoken took off his hood. He then looked at the preacher and said, "Okay, pastor, I got rid of all the hypocrites. Now you may begin your service. Have a nice day!"

And the two men turned and walked out.

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